Le code source du noyau de Windows 98

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

> >>> Project: Chicago(tm)
> >>> Projected release-date: Summer 1994
> >>> */
> >>>
> >>> #include " win31.h "
> >>> #include " win95.h "
> >>> #include " evenmore.h "
> >>> #include " oldstuff.h "
> >>> #include " billrulz.h "
> >>> #define INSTALL = HARD
> >>>
> >>> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> >>>
> >>> void main()
> >>> {
> >>> while(!CRASHED)
> >>> {
> >>> display_copyright_message();
> >>> display_bill_rules_message();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>>
> >>> if (first_time_installation)
> >>> {
> >>> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> >>> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> >>> hang_system();
> >>> }
> >>>
> >>> write_something(anything);
> >>> display_copyright_message();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>> do_some_stuff();
> >>>
> >>> if (still_not_crashed)
> >>> {
> >>> display_copyright_message();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>> do_nothing_loop();
> >>> }
> >>> }
> >>>
> >>> if (detect_cache())
> >>> disable_cache();
> >>>
> >>> if (fast_cpu())
> >>> {
> >>> set_wait_states(lots);
> >>> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> >>> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> >>> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> >>> }
> >>>
> >>> /* printf(" Welcome to Windows 3.11 "); */
> >>> /* printf(" Welcome to Windows 95 "); */
> >>>
> >>> printf(" Welcome to Windows 98 ");
> >>>
> >>> if (system_ok())
> >>> crash(to_dos_prompt);
> >>> else
> >>> system_memory = open(" a:\swp0001.swp ", O_CREATE);
> >>>
> >>> while(something)
> >>> {
> >>> sleep(5);
> >>> get_user_input();
> >>> sleep(5);
> >>> act_on_user_input();
> >>> sleep(5);
> >>> }
> >>>
> >>> create_general_protection_fault();
> >>> }

> >>> end